1. Acidinfaceville, Maryland
2. STD Awareness Camp/Vacation Bible School (tie)
3. Syphilis Bob's Discount Brothel
4. LFO Comeback Concert
5. House of Flying Knives
6. Killer Robot Factory (Complete with Flying Knives)
7. Golden Girls Reunion
8. Bog of Eternal Stench
9. Satanic In-Laws' House
10. Cleveland, Ohio