What's the best bumper sticker you've ever seen?
As UT is located at the heart of "the city of perpetual construction," students here are forced to log their share of hours staring at the rear-ends of cars in front of them. The following is a sampling of the jewels of inspiration and humor some students have gleaned from car bumpers across Knoxville:
"Visualize whirled peas."
Angela Pantuso, senior in hotel and restaurant management
"Forget about world peace ... visualize using your turn signal!"
Meredith Leahy, junior in Spanish
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
Colin Wolf, senior in geography
"I'd rather be goonin'."
Sarah Cambell, senior in theatre
"If you can read this, you're too close"
Annie Coleman, junior in biochemistry
"Horn Broken: Watch for Finger"
Jaime Wilson, junior in nursing
"Quit honking, I'm reloading."
Trent Ellenburg, sophomore in business
"If we are what we eat, then I'm cheap, fast, and easy."
Damien Kolbay, senior in geography
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
L.B. Ingle, senior in journalism
"3 Kinds of People: Those who can count and those who can't."
Zach Wilson, senior in business
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
Nekos Barnes, junior in public relations
"Friends don't let friends drive naked."
Reed Wolf, sophomore in arts & sciences
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Published: Fri Nov 02, 2001 | Modified: Sat Aug 06, 2005 03:54 p.m.